Call me an optimist, but I thought films had reached their nadir. There were no further depths to plumb. For every GREEN LANTERN there was at least THE DARK KNIGHT to compensate. I can live with that. However, my belief system was shaken to its very core today. I know the premise is based on a board game, but BATTLESHIP is the dumbest film I have ever seen. It is so awful it makes TRANSFORMERS look like 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. Save yourselves 131 minutes.
Call me an optimist, but I thought films had reached their nadir. There were no further depths to plumb. For every GREEN LANTERN there was at least THE DARK KNIGHT to compensate. I can live with that. However, my belief system was shaken to its very core today. I know the premise is based on a board game, but BATTLESHIP is the dumbest film I have ever seen. It is so awful it makes TRANSFORMERS look like 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. Save yourselves 131 minutes. Comments are closed.
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Filmaluation is dedicated to arts culture, with a particular focus on film. I care about intelligence, quality and entertainment. Need some movie and TV show recommendations? See the drop down to the right of the Home tab. Enjoy. The vital ambitions of art and entertainment: - Perceptiveness - Illumination - The unexpected - Innovation Brains and soul are key; but adrenaline junkies do not fret, there is also much love for an experience that delivers a sucker-punch to the guts via stunningly delivered thrills. Noun, “filmaluation”: The evaluation of a film Verb, "to filmaluate”: To evaluate a film I am well aware how difficult it is to make a film, put on a stage play, create a television show, write a novel, let alone make something of note. (That appreciation doesn’t stop me from having high standards though.) This online magazine is edited by Hemanth Kissoon. Filmaluation is owned by Filmaluation Limited (Company number 8549302. Registered in England and Wales) Archives
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